Tag: animals

flavoredsharpie:

darkpoptoy:

renjuro:

abybweisse:

abake47:

sixpenceee:

Sparrow, oil on board, posted by reddit user marksonwalls. This painting is powerful & morbid. 

Wow this hit me hard

It’s much sadder when you realize the stronger “rainbow” on the upper half was caused by the bird trying with all its might to fly away…. The bottom, weaker half is the bird getting weak and dying.

Ugh, it’s kind of depressing….

What do you mean, kind of???
Someone fucking tied a loved bird to a wall and let it suffer to death for “aesthetic.”
Fucking stupid if this is for real.

the bird is painted….it’s not a real bird..look closer

this piece is amazing

it also says right on the caption “oil on board”

What do you mean, kind of???

I can’t believe someone would actually rip the head off a real baby and put it on a spooky spider! 

Someone let it suffer to death for “aesthetic.”
Freaking stupid if this is for real.

elfgrove:

eveshka:

julandran:

animalwondersmontana:

residenceonearth:

pyrrhiccomedy:

sixpenceee:

This snow leopard’s leap leaves me speechless. 

Was that really the easiest path to the ground, you flashy piece of shit? Really?

cats. if there is a least direct route, that is the one they take. 

Bouncy ball disguised as a leopard.

“Was that really the easiest path to the ground…?”

Depends on your criteria for “easy”. She takes a spiral path for the same reason that we build switchbacks in roads on steep hillsides and alpine skiers travel in serpentine paths down the trails. Going straight down from her perch to the floor would be fast – too fast – and result in a jarring impact that would hurt her paws and joints. It’s a lot easier on her body if she can slow her downward velocity by bouncing along a greater horizontal distance at the same time. You can even see her hesitate and reconsider the options before she jumps.

PARKOUR!

I think you mean PURRKOUR

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

brainsbeautyandbunnies:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

greyacedipperpines:

your-forestlass:

inkblotgalaxies:

dutchster:

HOW ADORABLE IS THIS KITTY

*slams desk* THIS IS THE KIND IF CONTENT THE UNIVERSE NEEDS MORE OF, DAMNIT!

@kilifilithorinandco

“mew!”
*grunt of agreement*
“mew!”
*grunt of agreement*
*kitten climbs on top of man’s head*
“mew!”
*grunt of agreement*

The kind of quality content I need on my dash 😀

Hehehe kitty kitty

So soft and cute and good 😀

theskaldspeaks:

daftalchemist:

themintywitch:

daftalchemist:

did I ever mention that I know someone whose family owned a zombie dog because that’s some real shit that I get to delight with at parties

Tell us that story?

okay here is the story of the zombie dog

this dog’s name was John. they found him half drowned in a bag of puppies that were not so fortunate as he was, and was taken in immediately. he was a runt and not quite right (most likely from the whole half drowned thing), but a very loving dog. the problem with John was that he smelled like death, and no one knew why. vets couldn’t figure it out. it was obviously some kind of skin problem, but they had no idea what kind. all anyone knew was that if you touched him, you would smell like death too, so you couldn’t pet him, and that for some reason, the only thing that made the smell go away was being around other dogs. so they got another dog and the death smell stopped and John lived a very happy life

when he was getting old, maybe about 15 years, part of his skull caved in. just like that! suddenly had a huge dent in his head! and he was totally fine. didn’t notice it, didn’t affect him at all. just this massive dent right there in his head where his skull had collapsed in on his brain, and he was still the happiest and most loving dog. the skull cave in, for whatever reason, caused the ear on that side of his head to just fall off entirely, but again, perfectly happy dog who did not know he was down an ear and a fully formed skull. they took him to the vet, thinking maybe they should put him down. I mean, wouldn’t you think so? but the vet said that the dog was eating, and pooping, and happy, so there was no reason to put him down, so they didn’t

but that’s not even the weird part. the weird part is the area of the brain that got caved in on was apparently the area that registers pain, so this one-eared, collapsed skull dog could no longer feel any pain. he got old, his joints got stiff, his teeth rotted out of his head, his tongue hung out of his mouth and got black and hard, and he felt none of it! in fact, he was happier than he’d ever been feeling no pain, and the fact that he didn’t feel how much he was falling apart somehow made him live until he was 23. that’s right, the collapsed skull, one eared, zero teeth, smells like literal death when alone dog lived to be 23 years old. they used to joke that he’d been dead for years, but was too stupid to realize it yet

and that’s the story about the literal zombie dog my friend’s family owned

I’n simultaneously delighted, alarmed, a little horrified and impressed all at once.