Tag: relatable
The Lord: *giveth*
me: nice
The Lord: *taketh away*
me: wtf
when u go to pick up the vase u saw on craigslist but when u get there it’s actually two people facing each other
people keep saying “go big or go home” as if going home doesn’t sound like the best idea ever?? hell yeah i wanna go home, and i’m gonna take a nap when i get there